Dog Saves Little Brother

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After 40 days and nights of unrest, big brother Doge Squishington answered his little brother’s cries for help. Unable to beat Bowser on the first world, young Junior Squishington tried and tried again restlessly only to fall flat. Thousands of attempts and many days later, big brother Doge finally got involved. Taking the reins of the controller, Doge beat the Bowser in a record-setting .1 seconds. After, little Junior dried his eyes and was exuberant, thinking about all the fun he could have gaming with his brother.

“Big bro, will you game with me?” quired young Junior.

“Of course little bro, I would never leave you hanging.”

That same night, Doge Squishington received a call that would change his life forever.

“Is this Doge? I’m calling to offer you a contract with my agency, the Epic Gamer Squad. I will offer you a ten year, $10 contract for your amazing skills at beating Bowser.”

“Wow, I promised my little bro I would game with him from now on, but this contract is so irresistible. I have to take it. I’ll break the news to him tonight.”

Later that night…

“Little bro, you know I love you.”

“I know big bro, I’m so excited to game with you.”

“Me too little bro…except I got a call from the Epic Gamer Squad…and they gave me an offer I couldn’t resist. I can’t game with you little bro, I’m a superstar now. I’m sorry.”

“No big bro! I need you! You help me with more than just gaming! Mom and Dad never listen! They are always too busy for me. You can’t leave me, you’re the only one who understands me.”

“Little bro, I’m sorry…but I leave tonight ๐Ÿ™ ”

“Big bro, I never thought I would say this, but you’re a sellout. I can’t believe you would leave your family and everything they gave you just because you get one gaming offer. This is truly sickening.”

“Sorry lil bro, I couldn’t hear what you just said over the helicopter coming to pick me up, but don’t worry. I’ll see you in ten years! Love you!”