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Washington DC- Reporters at the White House were shocked this morning when the president made a sudden outburst during a press conference about the newly released Mueller report.

The investigative report into Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and its possible connection to the Russian government, which has been worked on by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for the past two years, was handed off to Attorney General- and Trump Appointee- William Barr. While a vote in Congress to release the full report has been vetoed, Barr announced that the report does not contain evidence to indict Trump for “collusion, obstruction of justice, or practice of witchcraft within the Oval Office.”

“We’ve all heard the president refer to this investigation as a ‘witch hunt,’ but I never expected it to be quite so literal,” said a shell-shocked Michael S. Schmidt of the New York Times. “I mean, right after the report found no collusion too. I guess he was right all along.”

Despite damage control efforts by White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who claimed that those who had seen the president flying about on his broomstick were merely experiencing a “mass hallucination,” the story came out after pictures revealed an MSNBC newscaster who been toppled by the out of control Trump.

At press time, a source inside the White House confirmed that Trump was giggling as he tossed physical evidence into a frothing green mixture in the Oval Office Cauldron.

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