• March 12MLS, NBA Suspend Seasons Over Coronavirus Fears
  • March 12Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, 2 Utah Jazz Members Test Positive for Coronavirus
  • February 28US, Taliban Sign Deal to End War in Afghanistan
  • February 28California Monitoring 8,400 for Coronavirus
  • February 24Canary Islands Hit by Saharan Sandstorm, Tourists Stranded as Flights Are Cancelled
  • February 2116 Cases of Coronavirus Reported in Italy in One Day
  • February 18Michael Bloomberg Qualifies For His First Democratic Debate
  • February 18Wuhan Hospital Director Dies From Coronavirus
  • February 18Boy Scouts File For Bankruptcy After Sex Abuse Lawsuits
Jonas Anziano
Jonas Anziano is an writer for The Parrot, author of The Wave section (now effectively defunct; it was worth a shot), a contributor to World News, and an editor of the paper. An addict aficionado of coffee and excessively bitter chocolate, he scours the internet for breaking news on the bleeding edge of politics, pop culture, city life, and fashion.

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Mar 10, 2020
Sudanese Prime Minister Survives Assassination Attempt (Story)
Mar 01, 2020
Chinese Warship Fires Laser At US Surveillance Plane (Story)
Feb 25, 2020
Coronavirus Reaches European Shores With 152 Cases in Italy (Story)
Feb 20, 2020
Surprise! Impeachment Was A Sham. (Story)
Feb 06, 2020
Jonas and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad “For Honor” Review (Story)
Feb 06, 2020
Project Memorial Committee’s Hoagie Sale! (Story)
Jan 15, 2020
Iran Crisis: Latest Updates (1/13/20) (Story)
Dec 18, 2019
Johnson Wins Landslide UK Election, Promises Brexit Vote by Christmas (Story)
Dec 12, 2019
The Names We Take (Story)
Dec 11, 2019
SCP-4237 (Story)
Dec 05, 2019
JoJo’s Bizarre Review: The Phantom Blood (Story)
Nov 20, 2019
Hong Kong Universities Become War Zones Between Law Enforcement and Protestors (Story)
Nov 13, 2019
Jonas’ Untitled Book Chapter 2 (Story)
Nov 11, 2019
Bolivian President Resigns Amid Protests (Story)
Oct 31, 2019
ISIS Leader Slain in Bin-Laden-esque Compound Raid (Story)
Oct 30, 2019
What Will the Hong Kong Protests Accomplish? (Story)
Oct 24, 2019
An Interview: Join Shane Price for his O.C. Beach Clean-Up! (Story)
Oct 21, 2019
Blizzard Entertainment Receives Backlash Over Banning of Hong Kong Player (Story)
Oct 09, 2019
Hong Kong: Political Hotbed, Bureaucratic Nightmare, Media Firestorm (Story)
Oct 07, 2019
Iraqi Protests: Death Toll Exceeds 100 (Story)
Sep 11, 2019
Israeli PM Promises to Annex Large Palestinian Territory if Reelected (Story)
May 30, 2019
Apple Sued Over the Sale of Customer Information (Story)
May 20, 2019
Tyler, the Creator – IGOR Review (Story)
May 16, 2019
Kiev “Commieblocks” Get a Pastel Makeover (Story)
May 09, 2019
UNSOLVED: Tupac Shakur (Story)
Apr 30, 2019
Rapper YNW Melly Faces Death Penalty (Story)
Mar 31, 2019
Kanye Sells Another Set of $1200 Shirts (Story)
Mar 18, 2019
Jake Phelps Dead at 56 (Story)
Mar 12, 2019
R. Kelly Pleads Innocence, Breaks Down on Interview (Story)
Mar 06, 2019
Trevor Noah’s India-Pakistan Joke and the Limits of Comedy (Story)
Feb 27, 2019
Vietnam Detains, Deports Kim-Jong Un Impersonator and Trump Lookalike (Story)
Feb 20, 2019
Karl Lagerfeld Dead at 85, Virginie Viard to Take His Place (Story)
Feb 13, 2019
Red Dead Redemption 2: Equal Parts Rootin’ and Tootin’ (Story)
Feb 07, 2019
SCP-4155 – Classification: Euclid (Story)
Feb 06, 2019
Superbowl Halftime Show 2019: Failure to Launch (Story)
Jan 24, 2019
88rising: East Asia’s Bridge to Western Hip Hop (Story)
Jan 18, 2019
Threatin: Rock’s New Supervillian (Story)
Dec 20, 2018
Leaked Screenshot Exposes Popular Fashion Designer Soliciting Pictures From Minor (Story)
Dec 19, 2018
August 9, 1999 (Story)
Dec 12, 2018
Earl Sweatshirt: “Some Rap Songs” Album Review (Story)
Dec 05, 2018
6ix9ine to Face Life in Prison Over Racketeering Charges (Story)
Nov 29, 2018
Chinese Retailers Drop Dolce & Gabbana Products After Racially Insensitive Video (Story)
Nov 21, 2018
“It’s OK to be White” Posters Resurface on College Campuses (Story)
Nov 15, 2018
Stan Lee: Marvel Mogul Passes Away at 95 (Story)
Nov 08, 2018
Vince Staples: FM! Review (Story)
Oct 25, 2018
Future and JUICE WRLD: WRLD ON DRUGS Review (Story)
Oct 11, 2018
Nurmagomedov vs. McGregor: A Lesson in Trash Talk (Story)
Sep 27, 2018
Eminem vs. Machine Gun Kelly: Hip-Hop Fossils Trade Disses After Eminem’s Surprise Album Release (Story)
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